Kevin Jonas Announces Danielle Is Pregnant! FINALLY!
Kevin and Danielle Jonas make it feel like the first time… that a Jonas Brother’s had a baby!
First of all, major mazels to expecting parents Kevin and Danielle Jonas! Kevin Jonas announced that Danielle is pregnant in the briefest and most satisfying way possible — by confirming it on Twitter!
See? I love when celebrities go directly to the entitled gossip hungry masses (like me!) and throw us not just a breadcrumb but like an entire baker’s dozen. Also, sorry, every other girl everywhere hoping to be the first proud baby mama to a Jonas Brother. Kevin did it the old-fashioned way: He put a ring on it, made a reality show about his relationship (again, I feel entitled to that privileged information, so thank you for that), AND THEN got his doting wife pregnant. (All y’all still hoping to get k’ed up by a JB, keep in mind that there’s always Nick and Joe, so all hope’s not lost.)
I’m imagining Kevin and Danielle, who, by the way are so cute that they’re the only couple on earth whose PDA doesn’t make us want to find the nearest chainsaw and engage in blood sports, can finally breathe a sigh of relief knowing that everyone and their mother (literally) will finally stop asking when they’re gonna have a baby (and trust me, as a married person without babies, it’s practically worth having a baby just to get everyone to STFU and stop asking when you’re gonna have a baby. Mom, if you’re reading this CHILL OUT ALREADY! Whoops! Made that about me again! Anyhoodles…) Kevin and Danielle, if you’re reading this, please keep in mind that the name “North” is totally off limits. Not that you would…
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